You knew I would be back - I always keep my word.

What do you take me for... a fool?

This is the place that I will answer all your questions without any reverence to the truth or anything else you would likely think of me hearty. But I don't intend to talk to the likes of you so shut up...

By my deeds of the 20th Century shall manifest - I am the best - I am known for it, but I go back and on much further than you know - but while you have the opportunity to speak with me you had better try - or it'll be a bad day in hell for you my laddie....

So just don't try to email me with your petty questions...

and I'll never get right back to you with my answers to your questions but I will be completely candid about the position - make no mistake of that.

Be sure that I don't want you trifling with my time, because if you do, I will find you out and have you for lunch......

Don't you just like those kidne with Spanish onions - I eat them all the time with a little red wine and some bile to swill it all down with... mmmmm

I'm Back - it's Jack